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Too much coffee, not enough time…

Doctor Finger — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:13:36 +0000

So yesterday, I drank two pots of coffee–super-strong Starbuck’s french roast. Being shot into the stratosphere by liquid cocaine isn’t as fun as it sounds. I’m still coming (and calming) down. Who knew coffee could induce paranoia and visual hallucinations? For awhile there, I wasn’t sure that I wasn’t Elvis reincarnated.

So, today is a day of rest and recovery. And you know what, I feel like shit. I think I need a cup of coffee.

How about a little supergerrrl…3d style

Doctor Finger — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:51:52 +0000

I’m the guy next to Greg Horn…

Doctor Finger — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:44:28 +0000

If you’re headed to NY Comic Con in a month, and are trying my table, just look for Greg Horn. I’m at the table next to him. By the end of the first day, Greg and I will be best buds. By the end of the second day, he’ll be growing kind of tired of me. By the end of the third day, he and I will never speak again. I’m that good.

EXTERMINATE!

Doctor Finger — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:19:36 +0000

Did I mention that I want a voice for my GPS that’s off the Daleks from Doctor Who. The GPS would say “Recalculate” just like the Daleks say “Exterminate.” The GPS would also say “Turn left you insignificant piece of flesh” when I would need to turn left…It would be awesome.

IPA meets Belgian Tripel

Doctor Finger — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:00:00 +0000

Achouffe Brewery has a Belgian Tripel IPA. A hoppy triple. Damn fine, and at 9% abv.

My Latest Poser Concoction

Doctor Finger — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:59:53 +0000

Double Dead Guy

Doctor Finger — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:55:51 +0000

As if Rogue Dead Guy weren’t great enough, I had the fortune to sample a pint of Double Dead Guy. Wow, now that is a kick-ass ale. Strong, but not alcoholly-tasting like a barley wine. Similar in color to Dead Guy, but sweeter. Still, it’s well-balanced. Just make sure if you have more than one, to find a designated driver or you’ll be the dead guy.

CGS Supa-Show

Doctor Finger — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:52:56 +0000

Those guys at Comic Geek Speak are up to it again. This time, they’re putting on their own comic book convention–the CGS SuperShow. If you find yourself in the Reading, PA area during the middle of September, you MUST attend. I command thee.

Plus, I’ll have a table there, so you’ll be able to buy things that will make great Rosh Hashanah gifts, with that being the closest holiday to the show.

Plus, first yeager-bomb after convention hours is on me.

I’m not dead!

Doctor Finger — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:42:14 +0000

For the 3/10 of a person who actually reads posts on this site, good news. I’m not dead. Yes, I haven’t posted, but that’s ’cause I’ve…[TAG: add list of lame, stupid excuses]. So, stay tuned, for if I actually close on the townhouse I’m set to purchase on March 31st, then I’ll lots more time and room to live in, and I’ll be posting like crazy. Wish all the forthcoming posting, it may make you wish I were dead!

–Finger

Beer thought for the day

Doctor Finger — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:15:45 +0000

Drinking lager is like never having your heart broken; like never failing in life by never taking a risk. Lager is safe. Lager is never fails to meet expectations, so long as the bar is set only knee high. Lager is neither complicated nor complex, and so never exceeds our reach. But fuck, we all know lager tastes like piss-colored shit.